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If you have found this page using Google or some other search engine then please take a look at the rest of the site to see the work done by Freewheelers EVS, or how we save the NHS money, or even how to volunteer to become a rider. If you like what we do then please support us and tell other people. If we make you laugh then click the PayPal Donate button on the right hand side and give us some money!
Disclaimer: This page is just a bit of fun. Freewheelers EVS is manned by volunteers who behave with the utmost professionalism at all times. We are nothing like this. Honestly!
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We Love BMWs Really... |
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A BMW rider is broken down by the side of the road (as usual). A Pan European rider stops to help. "You need any help?" "Yeah, have you got a spanner?" "Sure, what size?" "A big one. I want to use it for a hammer." **** A man walks into a motorcycle store and says "I'd like to get new mirrors for my BMW." The salesman thinks a second, then replies "OK, I think that's a fair trade". Webmaster's comment: If the BMW Owners Club wants to make a donation to Freewheelers we will change these to Harley jokes. ****
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Permission To Ride |
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We all love our bikes, but sometimes we can love them without consideration for others!
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Test Your Reaction |
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Riding manuals say that the average driver's reaction time is: 0.75 seconds, or 1 car length for every 10 mph. If you have slower reactions due to cold, drink or fatigue then you run the risk of a serious accident.
Freewheelers new reaction testing tool, specially designed for us West Country types as a sheep chasing game, allows you to check your reaction time and improve it with regular training.
So pour yourself a large coffee and test your reactions.
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Top 10 Reasons Why Honda Pan-European Riders Don't Wave |
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Have you ever wondered why Pan European riders wave even less than BMW riders? - Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
- Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
- Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
- Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
- The espresso machine just finished.
- Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
- Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer.
- Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
- Was simultaneously adjusting the suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
- Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on the dashboard.
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