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Top 10 Reasons Why Honda Pan-European Riders Don't Wave |
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Have you ever wondered why Pan European riders wave even less than BMW riders? - Wasn't sure whether other rider was waving or making an obscene gesture.
- Afraid might get frostbite if hand is removed from heated grip.
- Has arthritis and the past 400 miles have made it difficult to raise arm.
- Reflection from etched windshield momentarily blinded him.
- The espresso machine just finished.
- Was actually asleep when other rider waved.
- Was in a three-way conference call with stock broker and accessories dealer.
- Was distracted by odd shaped blip on radar screen.
- Was simultaneously adjusting the suspension, seat height, programmable CD player, seat temperature and satellite navigation system.
- Couldn't find the "auto wave back" button on the dashboard.
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